the music sounds better with you

May 24

• Elaine: So, essentially, you chose soup over a woman?
• Jerry: It was a bisque!

May 17

“I still got division like a line between two dots.” — Lil Wayne - Blunt Blowin - Tha Carter 4

May 14

Does HTML work on this bullshit?

-Sent from my iPhone

[edit: it does]

Apr 28

wordsbycodi:

Hey Dudes and Dudettes!

This is tomorrow (Saturday). Please come to this tomorrow and show your support!! 

Please re-blog. Spread the word!

Thanks pft

(via paulftompkins)

Apr 18

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Apr 14

[video]

Apr 07

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Mar 28

tinahenry:

“What are you doing!?”

“Um… giving your robot Chlamydia?”

Mar 27

ilovecharts:

What’s In A Name?

THIS IS A DIS OR DAT

Mar 21

[video]

Mar 20